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android ap

Wifi which is considered to be slow / bad
by anroid November 9, 2025
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Android energy

When a woman gives you wierd energy and have a wierd way of talking

Associated:

Hairy fanny
Stinking fanny
Dry lips
«Yo, see that chick over there? I met her once and she gave me heave Android energy».
by EliasXi November 10, 2022
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Android

A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.

These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.
Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.
by notaratio March 19, 2023
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detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.
Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over
by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018
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Android

Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
by hissingcobra December 14, 2023
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Androidation

Androidation "n.f." (du mot androïde et du suffixe -ation) 1. État psychologique d’une personne se sentant déconnectée de la réalité humaine en raison d'une exposition excessive dans un environnement technologique, qui poursuit ensuite du sentiment d'être un androïde/robot, peut importe le contexte. Similaire à l'aliénation moderne.
Androidation: "Alexis trouve qu'il passe énormément de temps sur des appareils électroniques. Comme le font tous les autres. Tellement qu'il ne se sent plus humain. Comme si la technologie était en lui, qui était comme du bétail manufacturé dans une usine. Il est androidé. Il se sent comme un Robot."
by ĐɌÅX_ȵƑ₮ June 27, 2025
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