Amber Turd

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 8, 2022

AMBER HEARD

Defined as crazy, irrational, and loud.

"Wow dude your girlfriend is a b****"

"Yea, she is such an Amber Heard"

by TheSailingWolf April 29, 2022

An Amber Heard

The act of depositing one’s own human fecal matter on their partner’s side of the bed. Usually in anger, but possibly not.

When Johnny upset his wife she took an Amber Heard on his side of the bed. Then took a picture and sent it to him. Johnny didn’t know what to think, but thought it better than to go sleep over that night.

by Joey Lightyears April 26, 2022

Amber Hole

A dry, deep,stinky hole with no sides for gripping. This hole is located in The villas on Lake Travis. Be very careful to avoid getting close to this hole, many have fallen in and came out very ill.

I fell in that enormous amber hole and got so sick!

by Westlake Cutie December 25, 2016

Amber Heard

After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.

Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.

by DeppFan April 22, 2022

Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

by BF87 May 6, 2022

Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.

Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022