Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

the alligator

When you bite your girl in one breast and spin around like an alligator til the breast fell off

"Hey dude, what are you on trail for?"
"I gave my girl the alligator"

by SqableNock24 August 14, 2021

Cheesy Alligator

When your penis or vagina smells like cheese.

My boyfriend screwed me with a cheesy alligator last night, and it was the wort.

by Cheesus Mac&Cheese May 10, 2022

Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.

We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020

Alligator tail

Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.

Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.

Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.

by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022