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Approach with caution and at your own risk!

The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.

Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.

Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.

If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.

If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
Man 1: Do you always carry a box cutter in your back pocket?
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"
Alese by AMPed June 24, 2013
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, he is italian and slim. This makes him a good athlete and has a remarkable education. He is a great friend and will not disappoint you. if you tell him to get off his computer he can be a bitch. he has avery attractive penis that has had lots of experience. If your name is, Isabella you should go right after any Alessio you encounter. You won't be disappointed unless you mention the name Erin.
Alessio ate dinner at the parlor.
Alessio by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017
Aleisa, at first, is a quiet, content girl but once you get to know her better and you gain her trust you see that shes super goofy and you'll have the best laughs. Aleisa has a heart of pure gold and she'll never let you down. aleisa does well in school and is very intelligent. She is so awesome and every who knows her is extremely lucky; Aleisa loves to party but is at her best when with a small group of friends or just her bestie. If you ever find an Aleisa close by remember to hold her close she is a special, once in a life time kinda girls and she is so loved and cared for by those around her.
Hey, Aleisa,
Hi, how are you?
Well, I'm better now that you're here
Aleisa by ThrowTheSushi May 19, 2020
Alessio is special, he has a painful past but still is such an beautiful human being.
he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out

he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh

he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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Random girl: wow who’s that perfect human being?
Rebecca: He’s Alessio, my zombie
a girl who is always happy, smiling. very independent and strong-willed. gives great advice! loves music and friends. also obbsessed with beauty and the beast. :P
Man, that girl is a definite aleese!
aleese by aleese June 24, 2008
the best fuking person u can ever meet
SHE'S FUNNY
SHE'S INTELEGENT

SHE'S RICH

AND A LITTLE BIT OF A BITCH
she's obsessed with pretty little liars and the vampire diaries

ngl ur life wouldn't be the same without her
she must be protec and she most me lovec
p1:omg who is her?
p2:oh! she is just alesia. the bff and the baddest bitch(in a good way). u should be friends with her. everyone needs an alesia in life
alesia by badbitchjojoba March 13, 2020