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The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.

Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.

Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.

If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.

If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
Man 1: Do you always carry a box cutter in your back pocket?
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"
Alese by AMPed June 24, 2013
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Alese is so hot and they deserve every fucking thing holy hell I just wanna fuck them
Girl: Alese made me go gay

(That’s it that’s the entire definition)
Alese by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021
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Kennedy-alese - anyone against kennedy is period ughh
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She was a nice and cute person. She has a pure heart and she is a sensitive but very clingy and annoying sometimes.She’s a warm hearted person. if you break Aleesya's heart, she'll still forgive you. she has a very cute personality. in fact, she’s a sweet and sometimes very sweet person to her loved one. Aleesya is also a very attractive person where many people will fall in love easily, but she will never leave the person she loves with all her heart. The person that always be by her side. you would be lucky if Aleesya fell in love with you.
“Who is that girl ? She looks weird
“No, you’re wrong she’s Aleesya. She has a good heart
Aleesya by Lolliieepopz February 5, 2020
Aleeya is known for her lovely personality. She's an introvert but once she's comfortable with one, she'll never let them go. She's not the type to trust people easily. She'll keep the one she loves with her close and will do anything to make them happy. She's a nice and friendly girl.
Aleeya is a humble girl.
Aleeya by djjdjdjdf December 14, 2020
Aleemah is the most caring and kind girl you could come across and always puts others before you. She is probably very intoverted but very weird if you get to know her. She is a once in a lifetime kind of girl and loves really deep so you’ll be lucky if you get Aleemah. She is really insecure but is so beautiful and needs reassurance. She means her words and when she loves someone she will never leave them
Aleemah is so understanding
Aleemah by Pallllalalariot December 10, 2018
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