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Prince Alarming

Hot, charismatic guy whom you quickly realise is some seriously toxic bad news.

Irresistable with his deep voice, toned chest, and prickly stubble; owns a different quilted coat for every outfit and actually knows how to fold a pocket square. However, after not much time you realise he has more insecurities than a game of Jenga and more commitment issues than the New York Subway.
Yvonne: "I don't know...he's in the best frat, drives a Benz, looks like Apollo, has a house in Rapallo..."

Ciara: "Leave him. He may have the biceps of Zeus, but he's still just a douche. His smile's disarming, but he's still Prince Alarming..."
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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Text alarm

When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.
I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,
by pomboricus May 27, 2011
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Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.
Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.
Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!
by leej1973 April 26, 2017
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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.
Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!
by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010
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fire alarm

A mysterious creature that throws a temper tantrum whenever it smells smoke or is pulled by someone.
by Chicken Nubs October 14, 2017
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