Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.

Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!

by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017

cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.

We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.

by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017

Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.

Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Iphone alarm

The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.

Dave: *sound asleep*

Iphone alarm: *gose off*

Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school

by microdog May 31, 2021

alarm clock

My greatest nemesis.

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.

Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!

by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010

fire alarm

owie my ears

who pulled the fire alarm

by cladymore74 May 7, 2019