Prince Alarming

Hot, charismatic guy whom you quickly realise is some seriously toxic bad news.

Irresistable with his deep voice, toned chest, and prickly stubble; owns a different quilted coat for every outfit and actually knows how to fold a pocket square. However, after not much time you realise he has more insecurities than a game of Jenga and more commitment issues than the New York Subway.

Yvonne: "I don't know...he's in the best frat, drives a Benz, looks like Apollo, has a house in Rapallo..."

Ciara: "Leave him. He may have the biceps of Zeus, but he's still just a douche. His smile's disarming, but he's still Prince Alarming..."

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

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Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

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Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

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