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Oreo amateur

A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)

Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."

Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)

Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."

Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"

Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
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Agata

Polish, weird,hyper,crazy
Wants to do chris and richard
1st person:agata is weird today
2nd person:as usual
by Bigman555 May 24, 2010
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agathe

agathe is the typical girl who can date every single boy of her school.But she doesn't want this she only wants mark anastasio.So now they are dating and they are a good couple!
agathe is cool
by nameslol123 August 1, 2020
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Amateuristic

the characteristics of being a complete amateur at a task.
How Amateuristic
by SirDrez January 20, 2011
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Amateur

Someone who has done something one time before, defines itself as an expert on the topic.
John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.
by bongholmes September 21, 2012
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Amateurstitute

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
by Big Pasta September 11, 2009
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Agape

An extremely sexy person with great intelligence.

Pulls like mad and people are very lucky to have him by your side

Also the prettiest in the friend group
You're not as good looking as 'Agape'
by agap November 24, 2021
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