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Abraham Lincoln's Beard

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
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The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.
by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015
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Abraham Linking

When, you, or anyone or your friends decides to talk to any female; whether that be a family member, mother or general acquaintance, it's vitally important to show how you feel about this by shouting 'ABRAHAM LINKING' which derives from the word 'linking' meaning to pull a girl.

This will certainly show how you feel about the situation and will no-doubt encourage your friend to go for the pull, unless it's a family member, where it's encouraged to avoid any sexual contact!

Editors Note: It's also an important feature of the AL (Abraham Linking) Technique to ask if the said male friend if he's done the homework on Abraham linking, enquiring if he's handed his essay in
Girl: 'Hi Kieran'
Friend 1: 'omg man, is that Abraham Linking over there'
Friend 2: 'WTF yes it is, go on abrahham!'
Kieran: 'hey b3bie'

Girls automatically comes!
by Unknown Linker (Abraham) December 1, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.
Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.
by H0RSE November 10, 2008
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abrahamming

To jack off wildly. Some times to the same gender.
1. Why is the man named, Peter, always abrahamming everytime I see him?
2. Do not disturb him, he's abrahamming!
by abrahammingmaster August 23, 2011
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assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009
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Abraham

Abraham the Long Shmeat Human that will dig your guts out, The Finest Guy ever to have walked this land, Charming but be careful he leaves a mark on the girls he fucks - A true Sex God. A great body and mind that girls cant resist, although his weakness Big booty Hoes or White girls
Abraham is fine
by The great Khalid January 28, 2020
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