ASAP

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')

Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.

by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009

absafrickinmazing

An unbeliveable occurence. A euphemism for absolutely fucking amazing.

Usually used on its own. Example: If I was driving and someone cut me off I may say to myself "absafrickinmazing".

by Peter January 18, 2004

young asap

Young asap is a cold hearted ruthless person who doesn’t care what others think of his actions, he does what he wants and clowns on anybody who objects him

Wow that boy is just like young asap

by Young asap February 25, 2019

ASAP as possible

Used by people who do not know that "ASAP" means AS Soon As Possible, although they`ve heard it used many times.

Hey! Can I have my eggs as ASAP as possible? I have a plane to catch!

by Blak Hoody January 31, 2017

ASAP

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

by SysStream October 11, 2006

ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008

ASAP

Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm

In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.

by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009