An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.
I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!
by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010
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Abdominal and pectoral muscles that have been toned to such a degree that they resemble the body of a trilobite.
This could be considered one of the highest compliments paid to a guy regarding his appearance.
This could be considered one of the highest compliments paid to a guy regarding his appearance.
"How many hours a day does that dude work out to get such trilobite abs?"
"That dude has some serious trils."
"That dude has some serious trils."
by AndreaxaerdnA June 26, 2012
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by LobcockLittle June 7, 2016
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I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.
by Yobytsan February 14, 2018
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by x_kissthesky December 9, 2008
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by goby's old man's sister November 7, 2007
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