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Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015
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abilas

Good at sports. Tamil. Kicks people in the shin. Only nice to you if you know your memes.
Damn. He kicked me in the shin like an Abilas.
by Danks_Memers December 11, 2018
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Roll-ability

Noun- The ability of how well you can roll your soccer socks down while getting ready for soccer practice
The roll-ability of these new socks I got is great!

Look at the roll-ability of these socks!
by Stuarty Kunigit October 9, 2008
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Abilash

A man with athletic talents. Also has a good heart for people that are in need, such as if someone is being bullied or attacked ABILASH would help that person

But someone bad things about Abilash is he could go over his head at times, and he’s not very bright but he’s great man
Thank you Abilash for your help.
by Bill Hudson January 4, 2018
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Absolute crappin'

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
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Abiogenisis

The generation of life from non-living sources, by adding energy into the mix. Some creationists often confuse this phenomenon with evolution. They are not one in the same. Evolution is the process of CHANGE in life, not it's origin.
Remember:
Abiogenisis=origin
Evolution=change
Creationist: The theory of evolution starts with life being created by random chance with matter and energy! As such, it disproves itself since no one around the world has opened a jar of peanut butter and found life in it!
Evolutionist: First, that's ABIOGENISIS, you @#%&tard. Also, peanut butter comes from peanuts, an already LIVING THING. How do you expect new life to be created from peanut butter, which is essentially dead peanuts?!
Creationist: . . . SHUT UP, I'M HOLY!!! *baps evolutionist on head with a cross*
by Clicky Mic October 2, 2008
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Abilio

girl 1: cries
Girl 2: who did this to u?
girl 1: Abilio
by truth4ever.com May 19, 2011
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