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Melon Off

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 6, 2008
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trash melon

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.
"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."
by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018
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Skinny Melon

noun; an healthy, natural, non-plastic surgical person who is very or extremly thin.
"she's a Skinny Melon"
"no, she's had a tummy tuck"
by Biris October 6, 2007
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melon boy

Melon Boy is a common name for those unpopular dickheads in your school.
"For god sake, we have a melon boy in our school.. and he is called toby!"
by k.s.j101 December 20, 2015
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hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
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melon scoop

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010
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chunk melon

basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
by the weeb February 9, 2021
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