wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

by wadderandshover March 2, 2020

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010

Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

by BNoles November 10, 2009

Cunt Wad

Some cunts shitty kid

Your cunt wad's a piece of shit just like you.

by Sweetness1977 April 27, 2016

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

back wad

A wedgie

I have a gnarly back wad! Can u cover for me while I pull it?

by Saoirse456 April 23, 2020

pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash

Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer

by DookieDoo August 14, 2006