by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
Get the Zachmug. A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.
"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"
by moerad December 29, 2009
Get the Zachmug. An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.
Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.
Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.
Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!
Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!
Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!
by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010
Get the Zachmug. A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.
by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.
Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute
by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013
Get the Zachmug. Boy who will never develop into a man because he refuses to respect and honour woman around him including Mikayla and Julia. Good looking, tops Brayden any day hands down.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.
Zach Murray
by juandmik December 15, 2010
Get the Zachmug. A man who's really outgoing at times and is really helpful
Usually has one eye and is tall and skinny
Doesn't take shit from no one
Leaves work constantly loves air conditioner
Also loves biscuits and gravy with a lot pepper and salsa
Party animal
Usually has one eye and is tall and skinny
Doesn't take shit from no one
Leaves work constantly loves air conditioner
Also loves biscuits and gravy with a lot pepper and salsa
Party animal
by Boomaster34 February 8, 2013
Get the Zachmug.