by Springdipper January 4, 2017

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
by GFeet January 13, 2010

by zac archer February 15, 2009

An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.
Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?
John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.
John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.
by reddeadredemption June 6, 2010

by blu3hat July 25, 2010
