Yousef

He is the G.O.A.T and gets any lady just by winking at them 😉 He has a shlong never a shmeet and is a beast in bed.

"I just wanna have a yousef to destroy me booty"-sommer ray

by Sommer ray1669 March 27, 2017

Yousef

Sexiest Egyptian alive. Will surely drop all the ladies jaws in astonishment due to his incredibly good looks. Females have no choice other than bending over in front of him.

Oh god is that Yousef! Why do I have the sudden urge of wanting to suck him off?! There's nothing else to say, he's amazing.

by Skater1000 January 29, 2014

Youseff

A Youseff is a creepy paedophile egytian, commonly found in the bushes outside your house wearing nothing but a creepy smile that no-one is really all that comfortable with. Youseff's are known to keep Hit Lists of their enemies and will add you to it for even recoiling in horror at his stench. If confronted by a Youseff, run. Fast. As far away as your legs will take you without breaking off. Even then, crawl, till your hands are bloody stumps. If escaped is not possible, a highly recommended defence is to play the song "Walk Like An Egyptian", this will cause a Youseff to fall into a trance like state of walking like an egytian. Use this time to escape. The reward for killing a Youseff is $5.50 or two Asian sex slaves.

"Ah, what the fuck is that....Its hurting my eyes....ah fuck it's a Youseff, shit, where's my Ipod!?!?"

by Peter Reynes September 18, 2008

Yosemity Sam

Just like a Dirty Sanchez but, while in the act of performing sex on a female while she is on the rag. You then get oral sex from her while she gets menstrual blood on her upper lip. You call her a varmit while doing this.

While my lady is ragging I make sure to give her a Yosemity Sam

by xxat56xx May 18, 2008

Youie

Just like a selfie but a picture of someone else

You're so beautiful I want to take a youie. I'm not in this picture. It's a youie.

by mark guadagnoli January 6, 2015

malik yoself

derived from the name of the spoken word artist Malik Yusef. The term was instigated by a group of Jackson, Mississippi poets upon noticing Malik's presence and absence during a largely respected spoken word event in the Jackson.

it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self

it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"

a trending topic on Twitter #malikyoself

ex1. I can't believe you did that. Now go malik yoself, fool!

ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.

by refinedSMARTS January 18, 2010

youmeatsix

THE BEST BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD <3

5 sexy men in an amazing band called youmeatsix.

by alexandriab96 January 12, 2012