Yogurt Male

The very greatest type of male known to man. These males will create themselves with sheer willpower and are only born by miraculous and unexplainable births. Once born, a yogurt male will instantly decapitate all people in a twenty mile radius and absorb their biomass to create a meat cocoon. This meat cocoon lays dormant until yogurt is spilled in the nearby soil. Once the cocoon breaks open, a white, slimy man will emerge and deliver pure french vanilla extract to every communist dictator on earth before eating a hand grenade splattering and into small chunks of yogurt.

A Yogurt Male has visited our nation! Many years of prosperity for Bulgaria!

by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022

yogalingus

cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue'

that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body

that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas

our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose

try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Yogurt Trolley

Slang for a males penis

Am going to crash into that lass with my Yogurt Trolley

by Daniel "Potta" C March 6, 2008

yogre

Any man that goes to a Yoga class with the motive of meeting women or getting some action.

Hana: That Dirk, he's a real Yogre...
Andrea: He was totally staring at me whilst I was in the downward dog. What a creep!

by BigStevie January 7, 2011

Yegarboy

The most Fly dude in a group. A Yegarboy brings everyone closer. His awesomeness overflows into the crowd making others wish they were him. Panties are tossed at a Yegarboy on the daily.

In a world where Yegarboy enters the room, Panties are thrown at him.

by ItsASecretWink September 1, 2013

Yoga Pant Effect

When a girl always wears tight pants/jeans to give the appearance that she has a fat ass.

Guy 1: Damn! She got a fat ass!
Guy 2: Nah bruh, she just using the yoga pant effect

by Negro Earlobe June 20, 2017

Yogurt Bowl

Reference to a good girl that swallows the man yogurt and gives head the proper way to completion. A cum loving slut.

May also simply refer to her hungry, cum guzzling mouth.

Rachel is a yogurt bowl.

I told her to open her yogurt bowl wide cause it was bout to be filled.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018