Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

the winking eye

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

by Augie Farkss March 25, 2009

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 16, 2010

wanking

too cause pleasure leading to an orgasm. sea cucumber stylie

hey lou babes,your wanking me just fine,stop worrying ;)

by leogets2007 September 22, 2006

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

Stealthy Wanking

A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.

Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught

by Joe 1K February 10, 2007

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006