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Wicca-type

Usually overweight and outcasts and bi-sexual. These individuals have hard time in society and are considered losers. They seem to embrace the occult and are confused with gender, also avoiding physical activity at all cost. Black nail polish, Black clothing, and tree worship are common in this . Easy to locate by moronic phrases such as, "Blessed be" and "Merry meet" and "So mote it be". The males in this cast are the very definition of Beta males and will not evolve to be top predators. Wicca-types are not essential to the survival of nor productive members of the Human race.
" I saw three wicca-types saying Merry Meet to each other, I wanted to smash their heads together."
by TheS4rge October 15, 2009
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Wicca

*Wicca-“ omg she has a witch symbol OMG SHES A SATANIST” NOOOOOOOOOO
by Jjjjjenna February 26, 2019
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Wiki-wocka

A colloquial slang term taught to Australian children by their parents, especially in New South Wales. It refers to the female human genitalia in the same way as 'willy' refers to the male parts. It is often shortened to 'wiki', which is why many Australians thought Wikipedia was a humerous name when it first appeared.
Child to mother: 'Tommy wanted to see my wiki-wocka today at school, but I wouldn't show him'.
Mother to child: 'You're a very good girl'.

Sorry to be a bit dull with this definition, but it's a touchy subject for some, and I don't wish to offend.
by John of the Antipodes July 19, 2011
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Wiccan

sal: man, John and Katy were in line for three years waiting for the premiere of the new Harry Potter film.

mary: boy, they are true Wiccans
by omganegro October 6, 2008
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Wicca

A religion that branches off of peganism, that focuses on white magick, therefore decieving many people that it is ok to practice, because it does not involve black magick. They apperantly do not worship Satan because they don't believe in him. They worship the sun (god), moon (goddess), trees, sticks, rocks, pondscum, and other a/biotic things. They play with demons so they can enchance their life (i.e. get a date, pass a test, get a raise, etc.), and entice others to join with the promise of power. They are mildly persecuted (although they want you to think that they are heavily persecuated), and love to bring up the "witch hunts" done by the Catholic church in the midevil era. They strive to be at one with nature, and generally believe in reincarnation or becoming inanimate with the impersonal cosmos. They will also violently refute the idea that they gained many youth recruits because of Harry Potter, even though their own studies show that the number of youth between ages 12-18 showing an interest in Wicca has skyrocketed since the release of the Harry Potter series. They have no book of their religions (officially), but they do have a large library of their teachings, written by various other Wiccans (mostly female). They do have a "black book" of various spells and incantations (which are like prayers, only completely different; prayers are to God and incantations are to a/biotic things and demons). Many ex-Wiccans testify that when they tried to leave Wicca, they experienced extreme supernatural trauma. Some believe in fairies and sprites and many other happy things. They are ok to befriend because they are much less likely to curse you than most other pegan religions.
1.
E: I'M HARRY POTTERS #1 FAN!!!
C: So you like spells and stuff?
E: YEAH I'M IN WICCA!

2.
L: Oh, it's raining. The water spirits must be happy.
P: No, it's probably because the percipitation in the atmosphere is so condensed that it falls.
by Billy the Adult September 2, 2008
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Wiccan incendiary device

Crusader slang for a Christmas Tree/Solstice Tree. So named because of its traditional Pagan origin and it's uncanny ability to start tragic house fires during the Holidays.
Ibelin left a cigarrette near the Wiccan incendiary device in Xena's house. In 45 seconds the living room was engulfed.

Ron and Aleister took turns hanging pentacles on the Wiccan Incendiary device on Xmas eve.
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Christian Wicca

Made up by hell bent Wiccans, in order to ease their fears that the witchcraft they practise will send them to hell.
Thus the need to also include Jesus, just in case the goddess they believe in is evil and they can cry out they were confused on Judgement Day
Trish was a Christian Wicca which in other words was a hypocrite as people cannot serve two masters.
Thus her stupid mixing of faiths is sending her to hell.
by Glenn.G August 17, 2006
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