Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

woaf

A flamboyant homosexual by the name of Russel K. Originated when he "came out of the closet". Often uese as a simile to compare and show homosexuality in other.

You're so gay you're a woaf.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

WOFT

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."

by Maness April 23, 2006

WOMFT

WOMFT? means 'What's on my feet today?'

Started as a Facebook group where people showcase their latest sneakers.
Now it's one of the biggest sneaker communities and a marketplace.

Let's do some WOMFT shots of this yeezy!

by snkrfrkr September 27, 2016

WOOFTER

A poofter who fucks dogs.

You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.

by de-pube August 4, 2020

WAFT

WAFT
What a Fucking Twat.

Person 1: Hi Mark, do you have the accounts?
Mark: I do yeah.
Person 1: ok... can i get them please.
Mark: No i am busy (hangs up phone)

Later talking to colegues:
Person 1: Mark is a Waft.

by Dom Bower March 30, 2011

woofter

Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.

The gay bar was full of willie woofters.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004