Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Bi Winning

1.Winning over here, AND over there.

2. Opposite of bipolar

Interviewer: Are you Bipolar?

Charlie: Bipolar? Whats that? Im not bipolar, im bi winning.

by FranciscoTheRobot March 20, 2011

Winging

1. Going with the flow
2. Hittin' that

1. I'm just winging it.
2. I was totally winging that.

by Ninja Shirley June 22, 2011

Winningest

An unusual adjective that refers to both the subject and the author simultaneously.

Of the subject: Having the most wins.

Of the author: Being an idiot who can't be bothered to look up a real word.

"Michael Phelps is the winningest athlete in Olympic history"

by Tom2003 October 14, 2008

Gangster Wanking

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!

Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

by trippywill May 11, 2013

All out winging it

When someone does an important project or something they forgot about last minute. This generally involves making it look better than it actually is.

Jason: Dude did you do the project?
Mason: Oh hell im all out winging it.

Jason: good luck getting a B.

by thegypsyprince January 24, 2011

Winning Smile Day

January 21st, the day where everyone if not all will wear the ROBLOX accessory Winning Smile.

Oh hell, tomorrows Winning Smile Day!

by Fascist Face December 13, 2020