Whiny Wiener

Excessive whining and complaining from a friend.

*friend starts complaining too much

"Hey stop being such a whiny wiener"

*break into song*

"Who's a whiny wiener?
She's a whiny wiener!
Who's a whiny wiener?
SHE'S A WHINY WIENER!"

by Userguy August 26, 2014

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 2, 2020

Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp August 26, 2013

lil gay wiener girl

a gay wiener girl who watches lesbian porn while eating a wiener and a dildo in Germany

"I hear that girl is a lil gay wiener girl and uses two wieners to penetrate herself."
"Woah really?"
"Yeah man she also likes watching lesbian porn"

by UGH I DONT KNOW? July 8, 2018

wienertizer

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.

Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!

by The Frenchman from France March 10, 2010

wienerism

Wienerism is not only a political ideology, but a way of life. It revolves around using the word wiener in multiple special ways. People who abide by wienerism tend to have good senses of humor.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about my mom?
Person 2: Yeah! she converted to wienerism! that's great.
Person 1: I know... but she hasn't stopped saying the word "wiener" since last week!

by dfwiener June 20, 2011

Wiener

this word has three definitions. One is a hot dog, the other is a man's penis, and the last is my favorite. A wiener is a man who is just kind of an ass, very rude, not always very masculine, not quite a boy, but not much of a man.

Person: That guy thinks he's all high society because he buys his clothes from here, so he thinks he can act all snobby. This guy's a wiener.

by JustAsk July 11, 2010