wienerism

Wienerism is not only a political ideology, but a way of life. It revolves around using the word wiener in multiple special ways. People who abide by wienerism tend to have good senses of humor.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about my mom?
Person 2: Yeah! she converted to wienerism! that's great.
Person 1: I know... but she hasn't stopped saying the word "wiener" since last week!

by dfwiener June 20, 2011

wineism

The dawn of a new era of wine appreciation.
Taking wine from the class to the cult status.

iv got my wineism in place, don't teach me the mannerism.

by centerOcyclone June 25, 2008

wienerizer

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.

Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.

by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

Wienersprout

1. A pubic hair growing from the shaft of your penis

Shelly: Whats that thing that keeps tickling my throat when I go really far down?
Ned: Thats just one of my wienersprouts.

by Pearljammers August 9, 2009

weinerista

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.

"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."

by WiggleFest June 27, 2014