Michigan Warrior

being owned beyond beleif

a poll being 99% or more one sided

being very stupid

incorret meaning/usage of the word floored

Yo Jimmy, you've just pulled a Michigan Warrior, how the fook was that guy floored??

by frogjenkins September 8, 2010

Social Justice Warrior

A radical numbskull who believes the key to solving inequality is by serving the same inequality in reverse on a platter of insufferable bullshit, resulting in inequality against the same people they claim oppressed them.

“I believe all straight white men should burn in hell”

Holy shit it’s a Social Justice Warrior, just ignore them.

by ObamaTheBozo July 20, 2022

warren meers

The leader of the TRIO on the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 6). After attempted to kill Buffy and having her defeat him he goes to her backyard with a gun. He shoots Buffy and then as he goes running off he shoots a bullet into the window of Willow's room, sadly killing Tara Maclay. This brought out the dark side of powerful Wicca Willow Rosenberg (Tara's girlfriend) and she hunts down Warren tortures him and kills him by skinning him.

Warren Meers: "You think you could just do that to me? That I'd let you get away with it! Think again.
(whips out a gun and shoots)

A: did you watch buffy last night?
B: yes, omg i can't believe tara died.
A: I KNOW! that S.O.B Warren!
B: Good thing Willow kills him!

by confused.chica December 27, 2007

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016

Warrior Blast

When your cum shoots past your nipple.

“I hit a warrior blast last night!”

by papa papi October 1, 2018

wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.

Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.

by FudgieK March 1, 2014

tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

by PappaChino July 13, 2017