How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. (Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
Get the won't stand for itmug. Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.
by everwon't.com April 29, 2019
Get the Ever won'tmug. Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022
Get the now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamug. 
You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments
by Yang007 December 8, 2023
Get the The unholy shmuley won't let me speakmug. Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.
Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!
by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023
Get the I Won't tell you againmug.