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whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time
Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.
by bluemouse April 30, 2010
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Whoopsy-Pussy

N. When you get laid without trying or by accident.
I wasn't even into that girl, it was total whoopsy-pussy.
by TedDub April 6, 2011
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Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.
Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"
by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018
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Whirly Whoosh

A drink made when you're stoned. A bag of instant chocalate mix added to a glass of cold milk and stirred.
Demon 1: Hey man fuck that flouridated shit drink your pasteurized cow hormones.
Demon 2: Whirly Whoosh!
by Hissil December 9, 2008
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whoosh

Whoosh is the term to describe an enthusiastic swishing sound, often used when one is talking about something totally unbelievable that perhaps may have zoomed past unbelievably fast, both in a literal or figurative sense.
"So, like, there was this thing, and it was so fast, man, it was like WHOOSH and then bam! It was gone!"

or

"I dunno, man, I'm totally out of it today. I mean, today somebody was talking to me and everything they said just kept whooshing past me, y'know? Just like whoosh, and stuff."
by Steph May 25, 2004
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r/whoosh

Something adolescents make this reply to someone who doesn't get a sarcastic joke even though it's said through text.

My def of humor:
I love dry humor. Yet I don't shame my friend who doesn't understand sarcasm through text. Sarcasm is usually identified with a tone of voice.
Sometimes though, the people who didn't get the joke can be assholes and call the person an idiot because they legitimately don't think they understand, which I don't agree with.
Yet sometimes, people are just correcting them, and that doesn't mean they're being assholes. They're not a moron for not understanding a sarcastic joke through text, emphasis on "through text."
Mature people wouldn't get so pissy about something so small. They don't understand humor? Look whose talking. Humor is all about perspective. It won't be a joke for some. So what? You make a bigger deal about it then they do. If you can't handle being corrected, or someone being offended, don't make a joke. Humor can be tough since it's up to the person you say it to. Not everybody thinks the same. Being sarcastic through text maybe works with friends and family, since they know you. But if you expect that from random people, you're setting yourself up for failure. If you expect that, go take a walk and watch your ego.
The title I've seen for r/whoosh is "When satire and morons mix" or something so let that sink in.
I grew up with toxic, manipulative people so try to understand that this really grinds my gears.
by speakup23 December 8, 2020
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Whoopsy Daisy

Sexual Move: When railing a bitch doggy-style you "accidentally" misfire, drilling the girl right in the ass. When she turns around, you say "whoopsy daisy."
I was pounding that girl hard when I decided to go for the ass. So I gave her the ole' whoopsy daisy.
by T.O. 88 November 9, 2007
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