Vlad

A person who says something about you while you are not in the chat

- Do you know what Vlad said while you were away?

- I don't know.
- Very bad things!

by Wolver1n3 April 2, 2024

To Vlad

In the sport of curling, to make a shot through pure luck that is otherwise not possible by the laws of physics.

There's no way he'll make that shot? He has to Vlad.

by KForts April 23, 2024

vlad

A person who is very self-centered, cares only about himself and his aesthetics and thinks that he's the best at everything. It's also person that lies a lot, a person that cannot be trusted or count on. He is always talk shit about you and trying to make you a bad person and ruin your reputation, such as.. making fake rumors about you, telling things that are true about you and much more.

Vlad "a bad person" (depends, only from my experience, i know there are some very nice people called vlad)

by EggToste March 13, 2024

Vladding

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler

Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me

by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Vlad

Vlads are neanderthal lookin ass tweakers with foreheads that jut out a literal inch. They are known for having beef with Justins and are ravenous pot smokers. Vlads also have an affinity for fantasizing about homosexual relationships with Aidans.

You're such a Vlad, you fucking tweaker!

by GladVrienwald August 4, 2022

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022