Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

Velocity Water

The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.

Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!

by Havana Manor/ Chef May 9, 2008

Velocidactyl

A rare animal found in the Rocky Mountains known for it's tenacious defensive abilities, consistent free throw shooting, ability to drive the lane, and killer range and accuracy.

Judging by the Wilt Chamberlain like numbers on the scoreboard, I can only assume a Velocidactyl invaded this blacktop.

by calculus_penguin January 12, 2012

velocitate

to molest or hurt someone

origin: to throw or be thrown violently

Oliver: "You makin' me mad I'm bout to velocitate you"
Lawson: "No bro I dont want no mexican touching me"
Oliver: "Too bad. I'm already bricked up"

by gedlygeem February 1, 2022

velomelio

Velomelio is the best editing group ever! The members are really nice and they are very talented!

Velomelio is a talented, friendly editing group

by obvilxate April 26, 2021

VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005

Velocirapper

A rapper who thinks he is tough and dangerous and possesses only the ability to competently pronounce one or two words in his songs. These rappers comprise 99% of the artists you hear on mainstream radio stations nowadays.

"Yo that new Soulja Boy is tight" -Whack Person 1
"Nah man, he's just another velocirapper, like Plies." -Whack Person 2

by EchoSixNiner December 9, 2008