velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021

velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024

velcro

A Velcro person/velcro refers to someone who is overly clingy, needy, or dependent, often attaching themselves to others in a way that feels intrusive or suffocating. Just like the fastening mechanism of Velcro, they "stick" to people and situations, making it hard to create distance or have personal space. This term is often used metaphorically to describe someone who requires constant attention, companionship, or validation.

He's like velcro, always hanging around and never giving me any space.

by xxxnvmxxx September 18, 2024

Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.

Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.

by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)

My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024