Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016

Velcro

Loving your partner so much that you do not want to be with out them. You want to do everything with them because you love them so much.

Velcro is defined as loving someone so much you can not be without them. When your partner goes to work you want to go with them.

by 19921993 January 16, 2018

velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021