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Velvizza

Pizza with provel, which seems endemic to St. Louis, thank god. A blend that for some reason supplants mozzarella, provel often gives an orange-and-white topping that is redolent of Velveeta in both look, taste(less), and texture.
To waiter: "Skip the provel and bring on the REAL cheese, my good man. We're in no mood for Velvizza, and there's no reason for you to die tonight."
by The Mikado, et al. October 3, 2008
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Veldon

The name of the person who can make any girl happy just by talking to her. Words can scarcely describe how happy he makes is one and only. Though he may have had many difficult times, when he is with the one he loves all of that dissapears. When he chooses that lucky one, they will live a happy life together no matter what.
"Veldon is the most amazing person in my entire life."
by CageNail March 20, 2010
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Velonika

A Tongan female in Abilene Texas. Very loud, sometimes funny person.
Look at that Velonika!
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Velomobile

An ultra cool & modern way to get around.....usually 3 wheels.....always a recumbent for that laud back style and comfort......fast......some drip with carbon fibre, some are home built project but all velomobiles are ultra cool !
Commercially available velomobiles : Mango Sport Red Edition, Quest, Waw, Bluevelo
by Fast Rider February 27, 2013
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Velcro Vagina

A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.
Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.
by Smarty4u August 14, 2017
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velise

A very beautifuland smart girl. All the boys love her and want her!
Wow Velise is really pretty
I know and that’s my girl❤️
by Nicest Person On Earth October 26, 2019
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Velvet Juan

A coffee enema administered/received for strictly sexual purposes.
My Grindr hookup introduced me to the velvet Juan.
by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020
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