Skip to main content

Yap Vacuum

pronounced: yap vak-yoom

1. (noun) An area in which there is little or no sign of aidual interference, such as a library or a studio booth, or any area where there is uninterrupted silence.

2. (noun) An occurrence when one diverts surrounding individuals' attention to oneself.

3. (noun) An area that naturally causes change in one's morale, whether negative or positive, causing silence simultaneously during the process.
(1) "It's too loud here to study. Let's find a yap vacuum."

(2) The sudden outbreak of vulgar word exchange quickly became a yap vacuum.

(3) "This place brings back many bad memories. It's such a yap vacuum."
by TewSLy September 10, 2012
mugGet the Yap Vacuum mug.

vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.
My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.
by Juombie June 18, 2011
mugGet the vacuum hicky mug.

Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.
"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"
by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023
mugGet the Canadian Vacuum mug.

Vacuum sealed

by Stias September 5, 2005
mugGet the Vacuum sealed mug.

vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.
Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.
by Carley G February 23, 2008
mugGet the vacuum-vagina mug.

fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"
Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006
mugGet the fry vacuum mug.

money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person
wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum
by awesome luke June 20, 2008
mugGet the money vacuum mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email