Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 04, 2023

vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn December 01, 2016

vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.

My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.

by Juombie June 18, 2011

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias August 27, 2005

vacuum-vagina

A creative term for a woman who participates in scandalous, promiscuous, or otherwise vulgar activities so often that her vagina becomes a large vacuous space that sucks up anything and everything.

Britney Spears needs to put away that vacuum-vagina before it engulfs everyone on the red carpet.

by Carley G February 24, 2008

fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006

money vacuum

when you spend a large amount of money on one certain person

wife: i need some new shoes
husband:i gave younew shoes last week, and new earrings
wife:so...
husband:god, your a money vacuum

by awesome luke July 11, 2008