umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

Umpsies

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

by PaulK May 25, 2013

umpicorn

The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.

"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"

by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016

umpkin

the action of when you Ejaculate and Urinate at the same time. This happens when you hold your Urine in and Jack-Off while you let it out

John umpkined on the toilet.

by Сосать Дика May 16, 2018

Umpa-lumpa

It’s a short orange child running round ur house selling chocolate to strangers

Michael is such an umpa-lumpa

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

umpstegaytit

When there are letters over there. And they fall down. They are everywhere all over the floor. They are umpstegaytit

Hey john, look at that alphabet! Fuck, they’ve been umpstegaytit

by Adamjareddaniel April 30, 2020

Umphanooget

A word that’s used in situations where no other word could describe a situation. Nobody knows the actual definition of the word.

1. He’s gonna fuck this guy up, umphanooget style.

2. Person A: “Hi mate, any chance you could stop staring at my todger?”

Person B: “Umphanooget”

3. Hey Jamal! Could you tell your Mum that she’s got an umphanooget badussy

by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023