Noun: An additive attention vacuum that makes its users unable to complete homework. Has also been known to disrupt normal sleeping patterns.
Person: "I should do homework"
*turns on computer*
Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"
*spends the next hour not doing homework*
*turns on computer*
Person: "I'll just check Twitter real fast"
*spends the next hour not doing homework*
by (suck)cessful February 15, 2012
a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?
Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.
by hylrixe June 16, 2021
by fubous November 28, 2009
by team vagg March 26, 2009
Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.
by Ninja L November 14, 2009
by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009
verb, noun
1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.
2. Female masturbation.
3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.
4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.
5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.
6. A mood elevator.
1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure.
2. Female masturbation.
3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc.
4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you.
5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps.
6. A mood elevator.
Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.
by justanotherdirtymind September 10, 2009