twitterpated

Noun. A term to describe the feeling that is "being high" or "stoned", the reaction to smoking marijuana
Verb. Getting twitterpated or twitterpating is the act of "getting high" or smoking marijuana. Twitterpate

N. "That bong got me twitterpated in one hit!" or "Lets get twitterpated
V. "I'm going over to John's to right now to twitterpate with him."

by Sabrina March 3, 2005

Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

twitterpated

trying to tweet something but nothing comes out

I had alot to tweet a couple of days ago but now I'm twitterpated.

by ILLooMN8us September 30, 2011

twitterpated

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm

even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused

by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

twitteracting

interacting on twitter

I was twitteracting with my friends all day so I didn't get any work done.

by willw2 June 23, 2011

Twattercoaster

High speed/short lived.

You had the best orgasm of your life but you can't remember her name or what she even looked liked therefor she is a twattercoaster.

by titvondee July 26, 2012

twitterpated

When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.

Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!

by CatTaxAuditor May 13, 2016