twit flit

(noun)
one who rubs HER snatch on anothers pillow resulting in pink eye. prevalient in professional hockey players.

"I got pink eye because one of you bitches rubbed your snatch on my pillow, fucking twit flits!"

by twit flit June 29, 2009

per twit

Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!
B. HAHAH Look at his beard!
Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?

by Random Unit May 28, 2004

twit twat

A girl typically of the teenage years that will sleep with anybody, a loose cunt, and has no mental skills beyond that of a 5 year old.

"Hey dude did you hook up with that chick last night?". "No Man, she turned out to be a twit twat".

by Aesk July 28, 2008

Twit Hole

n. A word rightly used when referring to a twunt, dumb fuck, and/or cock-sucking-mother-fucking-God-damned-dick-licking-son-of-a-fucking-bitch-tit

*Please note, it is safe to use this word in public places. Especially, at the play ground around little children and there milfy moms.

"Oh my God! Your a twit hole! DON'T TALK TO ME!"

by PeNEz pUmp May 14, 2009

Twit Face

A person who is always on twitter and facebook

You are such a twit face

by itsjusmeME June 5, 2009

Twit-burger

Somebody who has poor knowledge if road rules (e.g. traffic lights)

Look at this twit-burger!

by Member of GASS August 21, 2021

twit-spammer

1: A spammer using twitter to make an account, post only one update, and try to get other twitter users to look at links to porn or other various forms of internet obscenities.

Annoyed_Twitter_User: For the love of Mary and Joseph! These users are nothing but porn links!

Some-Guy123: @Annoyed_Twitter_User: Yea, they're called twit-spammers. I got 9 of them!

by Xonus July 6, 2009