Twinkie

A fat retarded kid that says he hates twinkies but shoves them in his trumpet and sucks instead of blows.

Man, Charles is such a Twinkie!

by Huntmoe February 21, 2010

Twinkie

Twinkie aka Widget aka Weiner aka Beanpole.

1 Person of low social importance with slim
build.

2 Person with no social skills.

" Ah now then twinkie, Cya in a bit lads, oooh. "

by hinchy March 3, 2009

twinkie

a keyword for a whore/hoe

that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!

by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006

twinkie

a 20 inch ,typicallly chrome, wheel

he had twinkies on that escalade

by smokedog June 25, 2006

Twinkie

A white man's penis instead of creme, there is semen. Very realistic.

Suck my twinkie that's full of so much creme, it's not funny

by Jinko Lilini July 21, 2007

twinkie

a used cream filled condom

That sick fucker just ate a twinkie.

by hostess November 30, 2004

twinkie

A prison bitch. Typically young and slight of build who cannot fend off larger, violent inmates. A man who trades homosexual favors for protection in prison.

I won't be in the yard today, my twinkie just got back from the infirmary and we have a lot of catching up to do.

by jimmy da prick March 14, 2015