the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
Get the texting turrets mug.A larger structure serving the same purpose as a turret, compared to the stand-alone gun, turret.
Commonly used outside the US where proper English DOES exist. It should be added to an English dictionary, if it has not been already. Turret is instead used as being part of a tower or building.
It might also relate to a more automatic and continuously firing weapon.
Regardless of the differences, it is sometimes used interchangeably with turret and found in both forms in video games.
Commonly used outside the US where proper English DOES exist. It should be added to an English dictionary, if it has not been already. Turret is instead used as being part of a tower or building.
It might also relate to a more automatic and continuously firing weapon.
Regardless of the differences, it is sometimes used interchangeably with turret and found in both forms in video games.
by The Anonymous Input April 13, 2009
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Pertaining to the Half-Life modification: Natural-Selection. Turrents are structures that rely on a Turrent Factory (TF) that shoot aliens. See also: turrent whore, turrent farm.
by Flayra November 24, 2003
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Turrent is better than turrets!
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Get the turretts mug.This refers to a person who incessantly speaks like a turkey. She often makes up her own words and uses them on a regular basis. She refers to all people as slow childs. She likes having unsociable time with the best person in the world.
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