You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 05, 2020

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011

Turnip

London slang for meal deal

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!

by Hihaykey January 10, 2017

Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.

The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.

by praisetheturnips March 23, 2021

Turnip

Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven

You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?

by Chad101 February 21, 2014