Turnip

Adjective
Tur-nip (pronounced Turn-up)
1) A person whom nobody really likes who always seems to show up to events even though no one ever invited them.

Intransitive verb
2) to show up as if magically

1) I.E. Gerlin is such a Turnip, who in the heck keeps inviting him?
2)Person 1: Damn I lost my spliff!!
Person 2: No worries that shiot always Turnip!

by XLNC526 August 30, 2019

Turnip

Turnip is not a vegetable. Oh lord no! It is the only word that can be used among your friends to describe a guy/girl that is a extremely attractive, hot, good looking, yummy, God created a miracle for the eyes individual.

This kind of turnip is sweet, and is good eye candy. The only recipe you need for this turnip is the courage to say hi!

Girl: Oh my God, I just saw the cutest turnip!

Friend: The tall one or short one?

Girl: You know I love tall turnips!

Tall Turnip thoughts: "why are they talking about veggies? Must be vegetarians"

by Cutexraygirl June 1, 2018

Turnip Munch

A young homosexual whom into older men two, three times there age

check out the turnip munch

by dr chris brown March 18, 2019

atomic turnip choke

Act of choking you lower member till eruption ends up in back of your throat

also see

clam ass

Jesse enjoys perfecting the atomic turnip choke with his boyfriend johnipher

by america boy April 25, 2008

Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.

A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.

by Gage Joshua Adam Haney June 6, 2007

Turnip

A short and annoying kid

look at Nishant over there, He's such a turnip

by tusuoas November 18, 2018

Turnip

an ugly whore

My friend is a turnip

by poppy June 19, 2021