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Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?
by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019
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Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.
"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.
"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
by DB the man September 4, 2024
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Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"
"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023
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Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.
The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.
by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021
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turnips and heat

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022
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Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom
by Bowagek February 4, 2021
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