Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.

Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018

turd tango

Slang term used by skilled nursing home staff for the hour or so post-dinner time when geriatric residents, en masse, need to take a sudden shit.

Ya really gotta hop to it once the turd tango begins!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Demon Turd

A turd that manifests itself at a time not normally anticipated. The host suffers from feeling of embarassment and uncomfort until the demon is released. Sometimes this comes in the form of a demon poo, which is more liquid in form.

Jim: Man, I don't feel well. I got to take a shit and I hate going in public.

Roy: You know you'll feel better when you release that demon turd.

by Rich f November 27, 2009

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

JULY 1ST!
A DAY DEDICATED TO AMBER HEARD

HEY! IT'S JULY 1ST HAPPY NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

by FrankL69 October 15, 2011