trarbage

trash and garbage, simultaneously mixed, usually emits a decent stench, sometimes oozing.

I sipped the fluid out of the bottom of the bage of trarbage, and i later died.

by Steam February 3, 2008

Tulare

The center of a county which supplies over one quarter of all foodstuffs of the United States, and one of the largest dairy products and citrus producing counties in the world. Also, part of a region which produces over two thirds of all foodstuffs in the United States. Home to the largest farm equipment exposition in the world. In summary, a top contender for the titles of agricultural capital of the country and of the world, and key to the development of agricultural techniques.

Dairy is an integral part of Tulare's economy.

by agrunner09 December 23, 2008

Russian turnaround

When you are having an orgi and you are about to cum in a girls vagina you remove your penis and spay all over the person behind you.

I gave that chick the greatest Russian turnaround last night.

by Russian Doubletake May 2, 2009

Tijuana Turnaround

Similar to the philly fake-out;The Tijuana Turnaround is a sexual act involving hot sauce. While performing doggy style sex, the person entering the other waits until climax is imminent only to pull out before internal ejaculation and spits on the enteree's back to simulate external ejaculation. When the said enteree turns to face the enterer, the enterer squirts hot sauce in the enteree's eyes.

"Damn dude i was grudge fucking this chick and i totally gave her the tijuana turnaround.

by BJ2002 October 2, 2007

tubaruba

Toilet Paper roll with a fabric softener in the middle meant to have blow marijuana smoke out from to prevent too much smoke odor.

"Dude, lets use a Tubaruba so it doesnt stink as much in here."

by ColdAsFuxXx December 23, 2006

Tourarism

The small acts of terrorism committed against the local population when one is on tour or vacation.

Top perpetrators and their respective Tourarism hotspots:

Australians in Bali.
The British in Spain.
Americans on the Planet.

Eyewitness reports say that an obese American man stormed into the chemist at approximately 2pm and loudly repeated his demand for blueberry muffins. When his demands were not met he began screaming at other customers that his 'blood-sugar was down'. He then stole a bag of Jelly beans and left the premises. This is the third act of American Tourarism in the same chemist in a fortnight.

by towsh.net August 22, 2011

terard

Someone who is such a retard that you feel they don't deserve the power of being called a retard.

Guy 1: *Trips over a coffee table*
Guy 2: Hahahaha!
Innocent bystander: What a terard.

by OhmygizzleIamtheshizzle November 27, 2011