Muddy Trotters

When you rim a person from behind whilst getting a foot job

I went to Moo Moos last weekend, pulled some bird, took her back to mine and got Muddy Trotters

by Azza4spurs May 24, 2020

petty twatter

Minor, trivial, or of lesser importance communication. Typically related to drama, scandals, and arguments.

would you quit with the petty twatter? I am trying to pay attention.

by Cpo98 April 9, 2022

Henry Trotters the Pig

A person who has lost their virginity to a level 9 goblin gang in clash royale and likes to insert pla filament into their urethra. Some might also enjoy watching gay furry midget porn while doing so..

person 1 'my brother's Henry Trotters the Pig'
person 2 'eat him'

by atomiclol April 19, 2023

Hacking Your Twatter

Taking sexual advantage of a very drunk girl.

Don't drink too much around him, he'll end up hacking your Twatter.

by IBeenDrankinWatermelon September 1, 2014

A pair of Trotters

Police on the beat

Watch out mate there's a pair of trotters

by SYTYBYB May 24, 2019

twatterpaited

when you have had a bit too much to drink and you become unnaturally attracted to the opposite sex. Twitterpaited + Twatted

a play on the word "twitterpaited" from Disney's "Bambi" which is a term used to describe the horny behavior of the adolescent animals at spring time.

"Eric was so twatterpaited last night that he woke up this morning with that fugly minger from the bar!"

by Richie Bangkok June 9, 2007

TWATTER

Person, normally of the Male persuasion, whose actions, opinions and verbal diahorrea, deserve a slamming by Chrissie Valentine

Mikki was and probably always be a lazy twatter

Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.

Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.

by Chrissie Valentine March 24, 2020