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Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
by Ezaa March 21, 2009
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Bunny Tracking

The act of digging through a tub of ice cream, usually with one's finger or the same fork, eating only the good parts and a scant amount of ice cream. This often results in extreme double-dipping.
Sarah opened the freezer to find a fresh tub of Breyer's Blasts Reese's cup Ice cream. Using her finger, she began bunny tracking the whole carton, leaving one lonely piece of Reese's.
by Micskillz September 12, 2012
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shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands
Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight
by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015
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Cy-Tracked

When you smoke Snoop Dog levels of weed and then fall asleep immediately after you made plans to go do something.
Sorry I didnt show up last night, I got Cy-tracked.
by sikpuhp April 20, 2020
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binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.
Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.
by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020
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Black tracking

The act of driving around and intentionally leaving burnout marks, doing a burn out.
Ben: Hey Dave, what you doing tonight?

Dave: oh nothing much, probably just black tracking the back streets later.
by Steve1928 August 21, 2022
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train tracked

hey girl, are you trying to get train tracked later?
by xella amore February 22, 2023
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