donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 13, 2019

Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher December 30, 2011

Rough Touchers

A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.

Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!

by Old Head Jake July 15, 2017

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 3, 2021

double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017

Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023