three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

me three

In a situation when one person says something, and another one agrees with them, he/she might say "Me too". If you also agree with them, but don't want to be seen as boring (by saying "Me too" just like that second person) or stupid (by saying "Me too too") you might want to say "Me three".

Three students during a lecture:
Wojtek: What I wouldn't give for a Playstation 3 right now!
Sebastian: Me too!
Adam: Me three!

by Arak March 28, 2007

key by the three

Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," one is saying that they buy cocaine 3 kilograms at a time with the intention of dealing. The following lines show this more. The statement of a Louis Nap Sack is in reference to a Louis Vuitton bag where he holds all of the cocaine or "work" to be dealt.

The other definition for key by the three is wrong, although the "when I chirp shorty chirp back" is in reference to cell phones.

Key by the three, when I chirp shorty chirp back.
Louis Nap Sack
Where I'm holding all the work at.

by Isar May 27, 2006

Number three

Rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

Same as 'number two' is rhyming slang for poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

threebound

A third attempt to score after a failed second attempt. Can be used for sports or sex.

"Alexei Kovalev crosses the blue line, fires one on net, save Brodeur, rebound, save, threebound, score!"

"Dude, have you met Shauna? She's my threebound chick."

by SeanyMac May 26, 2008

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009