warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.

HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!

by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007

toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

TOSed

An old America Online term. If one were to act up in chat room, a moderator could TOS you. It was similar to a kick, except AOL would disconnect, and every member on your account was notified with an e-mail. Multiple TOSes could result in losing your AOL account.

What happened to that one guy?
He was acting up, so the moderator TOSed him.

by Brian D May 9, 2007

toed up

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

by Andre December 12, 2004

Topeka

The Kansas town that Superman's childhood home, Smallville, was based on.

Metropolis = New York City
Smallville = Topeka

If you're driving from the east coast to Denver the LAST place you can stop and get Starbucks and some CDs from Best Buy before driving several plus hours through wheat, cows, corn, dry grass and more grass. Then more grass.

by Clark Kent April 14, 2005