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Tokyo Snorkel

Sex act whilst eating out a girl from behind, the nose of the eater is strategically placed in the ass-hole of the girl, causing the eyes of the eater to squint as if they had Asian looking eyes! R
Man, I was going down on Kim from behind and she backed up a little and gave me a Tokyo Snorkel. I had sinus problems for a week.
by DickWhispers R December 11, 2010
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Tokyo Tunnel

Creating a tunnel, out of a paper towel roll, into the anus of a skanky ho, for the purpose of inserting hot-wheels.
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm. *FART*

TOKYO TUNNEL!
by f4talb3rt October 23, 2006
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Tokyo Starfish

When a girl is participating in anal sex and 5 or more men are behind her fighting for space. (Crowded like Tokyo) A Super Tokyo Starfish is when all male participants are Asian)
by Shokichi23 June 27, 2017
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Tokyo Lightning

When one feels the sensation of lightning, then realizes it is a group of tourists taking flash photos.
You: "Whoa, was that lightning? It's not raining."
Your friend: "Yeah, that's weird. Oh wait! Look over there! Those tourists just photographed each other in front of that statue that's covered in pigeon shit! It was Tokyo Lightning!"
by JimmieBigtime January 11, 2008
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tokyo crossing

Where one basically walks across (diagonally) to cross the street instead of walking two crosswalks to get to the other corner in an intersection. (If you ever look in the Tokyo city crosswalks, everyone crosses regardless which way the crosswalks indicate.)
Well, since no cars were there, it was a tokyo crossing.

Dude, why would you walk two crosswalks when you can tokyo cross?
by Alex Huh August 27, 2006
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Tokyo Drift

When you turn the steering wheel so hard, you make your tires go "skrrrrt".

You can totally freak someone out with this maneuver, if you drift hard enough.
Person 1: Oh shit! A sharp turn!
Person 2: Don't fuck around, do something!
Person 1: Finna Tokyo Drift up in this bitch!
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019
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Itchy Tokyo

When you get crabs from a Japanese Prostitute dressed as an animal character.
Damn, Sailor Moon gave me a serious itchy tokyo.
by fuzzyhead January 13, 2015
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