Toilet Milk

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.

And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.

No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.

by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010

toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.

Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.

by bobby col. June 29, 2008

toilet chili

toilet full of diarrhea

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

by Ls3 March 28, 2008

toilet axe

another name for a toilet plunger

The turd i shit in the toilet wouldn't go down after three flushes, so i grabbed the Toilet Axe and chopped it into smaller more flushable chunks.

by the lumber jacker baby March 20, 2006

Toilet Ring

The deposition of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and other nasty fluids that go into a toilet that sits at the water level.

The most difficult fucking thing to clean ever.

I nearly vomited when i went to my friend's house and saw the toilet ring in his bathroom.

by Pablo Gonzalez Gomez Lopez September 15, 2013

Toilet Duck

When you produce a short, but loud fart while sitting on a toilet that sounds like an angry duck (in part by the toilet bowl amplifying the sound).

"I could hear Jim's toilet duck from outside of the bathroom."

by mariomixedup February 20, 2017

Toilet Plume

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017